Saturday, June 13, 2015

Random Topic Generator #10 - Rape me - Nirvana (Gmail version)


Corp mail
Checking corp mail, my friend
Sync mail
Check for new mails again

Is there another one? [x4]

Sync mail
Do it and do it again
Open Gmail
Check your corp mail, my friend

Is there another one?  [x4]















My favorite email source
Come on it’s open source
Hotmail’s not my concern
You'll always stink and burn

Corp mail
Checking corp mail, my friend
Sync mail
Check for new mails again

Is there another one?  [x4]

Corp mail! [x9]

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Random Topic Generator #9 - My favorite things (Kondapur version).

Drivers on roads who will greet you with spitting
Overpriced restaurants with bad outdoor seating
Visit the garden near the lake that just stinks
These are a few of my favourite things

Owners of autos here are just so cruel
They argue with you over prices of fuel
Going to Heartcup on Thursdays to sing
These are a few of my favourite things

Dancing with my friends at their birthday bashes
Parts of it, which I remember in flashes
Vodka does not go well with chicken wings
These are a few of my favourite things      

I get up at night, and then I think
That I’ve had too much kebaaaaab
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just loveee... Hyderabadddddd
















Men in nightclubs who just act like they’re smitten
Should come with a warning with ‘Creep’ on it written
Parties at office where I have free drinks
These are a few of my favourite things

Dinner at Ohri’s and breakfast at Google
Thai food at Wonton and Ice age’s noodles
Atta chicken I can never finish
These are a few of my favorite things

Screaming at landlords and hearing their gnashes
Shouting at Beam when the internet crashes
Fights over Splitwise and sharing the bills
These are a few of my favourite things

When the power’s cut, when the maid’s late
When she drives me maaaad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just loveee... Hyderabadddddd


(Original Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3aBB-J9vhg

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Random Topic Generator #8 - Has mat pagli, pyar ho jayega.





"Nano ke ishare hain bade hi naughty -
Speed nahi exceed karti kabhi above 40"

Agar daala meri jaan pe, kisi ne pyar ka jaala,
Buri nazar vale, uska hoga muh kaala!

International license pe ghumaunga tujhe overseas,
 Bas haske ek baar kehde - "Horn OK, please?" "




Par is pyar ke izhar se ghabra gayi meri nano.
"You're out of my league", she said - "Tum bade aadmi ho.

I know we are perfect together - you are strong and I am stylish;
But I won't be able to keep up with you - bahut kam hai meri mileage.

Your adventurous lifestyle - on the highways of Punjab
Makes me always feel that my city life is so drab!

With kilos of cargo, for miles you can drive;
While I am only big enough for a family of five!"




"But pyar main tumse karta hu, koi aur na mujhko bhaata -
Not Mahindra, not Leyland - for me it's only Tata!

Every time you pass me by, you simply drive my crazy.
My speedometer accelerates and my headlights turn hazy.

My wipers start whirring, I break into a sweat,
That is how nervous in your presence, I get."




She blushed at my gesture, she smiled at my words.
She stifled a laugh, her engine slightly purred.

"I know a little place", she whispered, "It's right behind the Taj ;
Nobody comes there right now - it's an abandoned garage."

As she stepped close to me I felt a shiver of delight -
Gentlemen, don't forget - to use dipper at night.

Maggu


Sunday, June 15, 2014

Monday, June 9, 2014

The Internship



Okay, not so great maybe. But that's the first idea that came to mind for this movie! Apart from food, of course. Already thinking of a better way to do the next one :P