Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Random Topic Generator #8 - Has mat pagli, pyar ho jayega.

"Nano ke ishare hain bade hi naughty -
Speed nahi exceed karti kabhi above 40"

Agar daala meri jaan pe, kisi ne pyar ka jaala,
Buri nazar vale, uska hoga muh kaala!

International license pe ghumaunga tujhe overseas,
 Bas haske ek baar kehde - "Horn OK, please?" "

Par is pyar ke izhar se ghabra gayi meri nano.
"You're out of my league", she said - "Tum bade aadmi ho.

I know we are perfect together - you are strong and I am stylish;
But I won't be able to keep up with you - bahut kam hai meri mileage.

Your adventurous lifestyle - on the highways of Punjab
Makes me always feel that my city life is so drab!

With kilos of cargo, for miles you can drive;
While I am only big enough for a family of five!"

"But pyar main tumse karta hu, koi aur na mujhko bhaata -
Not Mahindra, not Leyland - for me it's only Tata!

Every time you pass me by, you simply drive my crazy.
My speedometer accelerates and my headlights turn hazy.

My wipers start whirring, I break into a sweat,
That is how nervous in your presence, I get."

She blushed at my gesture, she smiled at my words.
She stifled a laugh, her engine slightly purred.

"I know a little place", she whispered, "It's right behind the Taj ;
Nobody comes there right now - it's an abandoned garage."

As she stepped close to me I felt a shiver of delight -
Gentlemen, don't forget - to use dipper at night.