Open Happiness?

Okay, so this *may* have come out a little creepy, but i'll get there. :P 

The Internship

Okay, not so great maybe. But that's the first idea that came to mind for this movie! Apart from food, of course. Already thinking of a better way to do the next one :P

Tuffy!!

Just started using photoshop so thought of doing something fun. It's only when I started looking for pictures of our dear Tuffy that I found the same idea has been implemented elsewhere.

In any case, this was fun! Hope to do more of this stuff soon! 

Random Topic Generator #7 - 'Searching' for you.

It’s a surprise you joined Google right after your diploma

I’ve been finding you all this while – down the pathways of MOMA

I can stare at you all day – looking through my Google Glass

I can follow you everywhere – from Twitter to Madras.

Everywhere I look I see you – like remarketing on GDN,

I try to run into you – again, and again and again.

Just looking at you makes my heart beat faster than the speed of Chrome,

Please let me set your Plus profile as a favorite on my home.

I’ve given away my heart to you, I feel like an Android

My dreams are all about you, as would say a certain Freud.

I’m going to set time on your calendar and ask you on a date,

The room is booked for half an hour, so try not to be late.

For you I can make an exception and meet you Out of Office

Where I can hear your every Word, and we never run out of topics.

Don’t think about what to wear – come on and just be Googley.

Relax and have a KitKat - everything will go smoothly.

For when the head is held high and the mind is without fear,

Don’t forget to mark your attendance on go/iamhere.

Random Topic Generator #6 - My encounter with Madhuri Dikshit

“18 baras ki kunvaari kali thi ; ghoonghat mein mukhda chhupaake chali thi … ”

 I have never seen anyone so innocent, so pretty. Yet she was so full of life. Oh, she was so witty!

She looked at my awestruck face and asked – “Arre re are yeh kua hua??”

As she walked up to Murugan’s counter and ordered rabdi with Malpua.

She glanced at me and smiled, flashing her signature pearly whites -

And in that moment I knew, man! My future is going to be bright.

Her jhatkas were as crisp as the crunch of my paper masala dosa  -

Her moves could put to shame, those of Shakira’s on “Rabiosa”

Lately, she isn’t too fond of chocolates, lime juice, ice cream and toffees -

I am going to muster all my courage and ask her out for a coffee.

I had to make a move – “Que Sera Sera, job hi ho so ho!”

As a wise man once said – “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go”

CRASH ! BOOM ! BANG !

But wait. What was that sound suddenly snapping me out of my reverie?!?!

A man with crazy eyes, manic face, who looked like he’d lived a life of drudgery -

For 20 years he had been compensating the men who fought with bravery.

Now he’d had enough – he wanted to reduce the world to slavery.

20 years of doing the same rote work, maintaining a huge accounts log -

Had seemed to have done it for him. He had finally lost his cog.

“We need to get out of here. Come with me  – we need to run!!!”

“Why should I?” she said indignantly, “After all, hum aapke hain kaun?

He works at the Pay & Accounts Office, handing out Freedom Fighters’ pension.

I don’t see why someone so harmless should give you so much of tension.”

“I know he’s just a Deputy Head clerk and he is working for the Government;

But don’t judge this account book by its cover - don’t let that cloud your judgement.”

“Dhak - dhak karne laga”, she said, “O mora jiyera darne laga!”

She looked at me with worried eyes. She seemed to finally see the reality behind this bugger.

“Let’s get out of here”, I said, “before he begins to fire.”

I ran outside only to find that my bicycle had a punctured tyre!

“Oh no!” I exclaimed, “How will we ever get out of here?!”

Something flashed before my eyes – was is it a bird or was it a deer?

An ostrich stood before me, in all its black and white glory

I knew we had to escape; inside things were beginning to get gory.

Seeing no other option, I decided to take the plunge.

“Madhuri baby”, I said to her, “you’ll have to perform a lunge”.

Just take a deep breath before you jump - count - “Ek do teen”

Little did I know that she’ll count all the way to thirteen.

Riding on the ostrich, we rode far and wide,

Leaving the crazy Deputy Head clerk 20 kilometers behind.

After riding night and day, we reached a beautiful meadow,

Before us lay a wondrous sight - an IAF Mig-29, painted yellow!

Madhuri wondered, “Ispe yeh kisne - peela rang daala?”

Shukar hai us clerk ne hume nahi maar daala”

I was so happy, I wanted to break into a Bhangra.

But Madhuri had to travel – Punjab se leke Dilli via Agra.

At this sudden departure, my heart was filled with pain.

“Madhuri”, I asked her, “where will we meet again?”

“Where else?” she said with a twinkle in her eye, “Chane ke khet mein,”

She gave me naughty smile, as I watched her walk away. 

Random Topic Generator #5 - An Ode. To Parachute.

Jab lagati ho Parachute

To lagti ho bahut hi cute!

Tumhein office jaate dekhna ek nazara tha!

Balcony mein khade hone ka bas ek bahaana tha!

Kaala suit, tie, aur boot

Aur baalon mein Parachute

Tumhaare baalon mein lage nariyal

Se ho gaya hoon main ghayal

Ab bas yahi hai mere dil ki khvahish -

Tumhare haathon se sar ki ek champi maalish!

Kisi aur ne kiya hoot toh kar doonga main usey shoot!

Jab ghoomogi apne baalon mein lagake – Parachute.

Kasam khaata hoon main of this tel –

Ho kar rahega humara mel

Baby, samajhna tum isey ek khel 

Acche acchon ko kar doonga main fail !

Tumhare yeh kale aur ghane zulf

Makes me want to howl like a wolf.

Aur yeh dheemi jasmine ki sugandh

Karti hai mere iraade buland.

Jab lagati ho Parachute

To lagti ho bahut hi … cute!

 

Random Topic Generator #4 - Love story of a consultant

Deloitte is a huge company, and you meet all sorts of people. Some inspire, some motivate, some irritate. And some simply catch your fancy. So here's a little dedication to all those cute guys and girls who caught your attention at some point : -

He came into my life like a client's change request -
It was just the right time - my break-up had left me depressed.

He was to my senses like a breathe of fresh air!
My ex? I've "rolled off" that project. As if I even care!

For both of us it'll be smooth sailing - there will be no defects.
It's not for nothing that I'm an expert at "design, build and test". ;)

My ex is acting like tech support. He seems to have raised an issue.
"Stop getting so BUG-ged!" I tell him, "if you want I'll hand you a tissue".

But lately writing letters to you is where I've been charging all my time...
I'd love to be on "bench" with you...I hope that's not a crime!

My data is not loading - there's some problem with the server.
I'm thinking - "Should I ask him to join me for a burger?"

I swear when I saw you in that black shirt my heart skipped a beat...
Wait. Is that the new intern sitting next to Himi's seat?!!